Witty Instagram Location Tags To Help Keep Your Local Spots A Secret
Updated: Jan 28, 2022
When you spend enough time outdoors, you eventually figure out that it's an unwritten code to keep good spots a secret.
You just don't go around shouting from the rooftops about an awesome hiking, surfing, or fishing spot. Yet today anytime someone sees a waterfall they voicelessly notify the entire world of their exact location via social media.
The goal is to prevent beautiful places from overcrowding, which is clearly a challenge today given the world's insatiable appetite for Instagram-worthy photos.
You quickly learn that this phenomenon is a VERY real problem when you pull up to a hike and can't even find a spot to park. Or when you finally get to the peak, only to see an actual line of people waiting to take a photo at the top.
Keep your spots safe from the plague of influencers in our world by using the following vague, misleading, and downright hilarious location tags!
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Funny Ocean Location Tags
Davy Jones Locker
Uranus
Lost At Sea
Bikini Bottom
Lost City of Atlantis
The Crow's Nest
Wrong Island
Surfing Location Tags
Nunya Business Inc.
Gnarnia
The Pit
The-Barrel-Factory
The Green Room
Good Vibes Avenue
Surf Ranch
In A Van Down By The River
Funkytown
Parallel Universe
Victoria's Secret
Hiking Location Tags
The Shire
Bob Ross Studios
Half In The Bag
The North Pole
Over the hills and far away
Somewhere over the rainbow
The Milky Way Galaxy
A Galaxy Far, Far Away
The Peak
Middle Earth
Cruising Altitude
Environmental Location Tags
Mother Earth
Blue Planet
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch
The Great Outdoors
Point Nemo
The High Seas
