Witty Instagram Location Tags To Help Keep Your Local Spots A Secret

Updated: May 25

When you spend enough time outdoors, you eventually figure out that it's an unwritten code to keep good spots a secret.


You just don't go around shouting from the rooftops about an awesome hiking, surfing, or fishing spot. Yet today anytime someone sees a waterfall they voicelessly notify the entire world of their exact location via social media.


The goal is to prevent beautiful places from overcrowding, which is clearly a challenge today given the world's insatiable appetite for Instagram-worthy photos.


You quickly learn that this phenomenon is a VERY real problem when you pull up to a hike and can't even find a spot to park. Or when you finally get to the peak, only to see an actual line of people waiting to take a photo at the top.


Keep your spots safe from the plague of influencers in our world by using the following vague, misleading, and downright hilarious location tags!


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Funny Ocean Location Tags


Davy Jones Locker


Uranus


Lost At Sea


Bikini Bottom


Lost City of Atlantis


The Crow's Nest


Wrong Island


Surfing Location Tags


Nunya Business Inc.


Gnarnia


The Pit


The-Barrel-Factory


The Green Room


Good Vibes Avenue


Surf Ranch


In A Van Down By The River


Hiking Location Tags


The Shire


Bob Ross Studios


Half In The Bag


The North Pole


Over the hills and far away


Somewhere over the rainbow


The Milky Way Galaxy


A Galaxy Far, Far Away


The Peak


Middle Earth


Cruising Altitude


Environmental Location Tags


Mother Earth


Blue Planet


The Great Pacific Garbage Patch


The Great Outdoors


Point Nemo


The High Seas